What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why can't I lose weight?